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Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!
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the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
not a joke at all i've just got nowhere else to post... how far can you go? i've only tried it once, and managed 118 seconds on mission one..........
Ammo ambush
Ammo ambush
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Am I missing something? Cant access the URL.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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duely fixed...........
Sorry
Two members of the British Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on the Berwickshire moors with a radar gun recently, happily engaged in apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly locked-up completely with an unexpected reading of well over 300 mph.
The mystery was explained seconds later as a low flying Harrier hurtled over their heads. The boys in blue, upset at the damage to their radar gun, put in a complaint to the RAF, but were somewhat chastened when the RAF pointed out that the damage might well have been more severe.
It seems that the Harrier's target-seeker had locked onto the 'enemy' radar and triggered an automatic retaliatory air-to-surface missile attack. Luckily, the Harrier was operating unarmed.
Otherwise... "Gee Officer, sorry about your patrol car........"
Two members of the British Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on the Berwickshire moors with a radar gun recently, happily engaged in apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly locked-up completely with an unexpected reading of well over 300 mph.
The mystery was explained seconds later as a low flying Harrier hurtled over their heads. The boys in blue, upset at the damage to their radar gun, put in a complaint to the RAF, but were somewhat chastened when the RAF pointed out that the damage might well have been more severe.
It seems that the Harrier's target-seeker had locked onto the 'enemy' radar and triggered an automatic retaliatory air-to-surface missile attack. Luckily, the Harrier was operating unarmed.
Otherwise... "Gee Officer, sorry about your patrol car........"
loomaluftwaffe
Tech Sergeant
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ouch
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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The Americans are fearful as they recieve reports of a new russian stealth aircraft, their spies believe it's called the "Optical Ilyushin".............
cheddar cheese
Major General
I can make a worse pun than that...What do you get when you cross a Jack Russell with Al Qaeda?
A Terrierist.
evangilder
"Shooter"
Matt308
Glock Perfection
What the heck was that from V2? Was that a mortar? The pic makes it look like the projectile (capsule?
) couldn't have been going very fast. However, I still can't imagine the Gs imparted to that poor piggy.
) couldn't have been going very fast. However, I still can't imagine the Gs imparted to that poor piggy.- Thread starter
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Learn Chinese - the easy way
1) That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid man - Dum Fuk
5) Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8 ) I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here - Wao So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
12) The appointment is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great - Fa Kin Su Pah
1) That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid man - Dum Fuk
5) Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8 ) I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here - Wao So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
12) The appointment is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great - Fa Kin Su Pah
Henk
Master Sergeant
lol
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Fu Kin Su Pah, I'd say.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Matt308
Glock Perfection
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
From wikipedia: According to the 1990 Census, "Wanker" is the 53,492nd most common surname in the United States.
ROFL LMAO!!!
ROFL LMAO!!!
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