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Don`t Forget Your Protection bloody funny.......
Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Buig sh*t
Matt308
Glock Perfection
That's great Lanc.
The Iranian Ambassador to the U.N. had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "you know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America. President Bush said, Well, anything I can do to help you, I will. The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show "Star Trek" and in it there is Chekov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek. President Bush Laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
The Iranian Ambassador to the U.N. had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "you know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America. President Bush said, Well, anything I can do to help you, I will. The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show "Star Trek" and in it there is Chekov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek. President Bush Laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes place in the future."
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
It was already posted here once, I think a few pages back, Matt.
And as I stated, Checkhov should be Czech, not Russian.
And as I stated, Checkhov should be Czech, not Russian.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Dag. Sue me.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Anyway, I thought you were sick?
Henk
Master Sergeant
Nice one, but have you guys seen Les lately? Wonder where he is.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
He popped his head into the Basic threads to announce the greatest rock singer in all of history yesterday. What? You miss being berated? Reminded of your inferior intelligence? Or you inadequacies as a heterosexual male?
Come to think of it, I too wonder where Les has gone. I feel...well...not quite whole.
Come to think of it, I too wonder where Les has gone. I feel...well...not quite whole.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
What, me?Matt308 said:
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Yeah, you said you were sick from drinking your girlfriend and self flagellating. Or some such nonsense invoking thoughts of your needing an intervention.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
What?! I said both me and my girlfriend wee sick, and she was seriously - she was in a commatose and had to be taken to a hospital so be so kind and save your guff...Matt308 said:
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
LOL, v2!
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Do you have bigger zoom, I can't see much...
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
Which one are we looking at? the dude? or the hot sl*t with the eagle spread?
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Pisis said:
Sorry Pisis. My translation of your girlfriend being "in a commatose" didn't come thru. You do need thicker skin though buddy. There are just too many @ssholes like me in the world.
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