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[MiTasol]

Now that we are old "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

Ummm. Let me get back to you on that. K?

Sounds like you joined a support group for procrastinators -- and they haven't met yet.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Sounds like you joined a support group for procrastinators -- and they haven't met yet.

We are going to. We just haven't gotten around to setting a date.

 

[Snautzer01]

We are going to. We just haven't gotten around to setting a date.

If only if you had bought that agenda a few months ago.

 

[WARSPITER]

We are going to. We just haven't gotten around to setting a date.

Will that be Julian or Gregorian ?

 

[MIflyer]

The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

Yeah, the dog brought one of them into the house one day. Before that I did not even know I could scream like a girl.

 

[buffnut453]

Will that be Julian or Gregorian ?

Sunday 19 Feb - Greg
Monday 20 Feb - Ian
Tuesday 21 Feb - Greg
Wednesday 22 Feb - Ian
Thursday 23 Feb - Greg
Friday 24 Feb - Ian

Yep….it's a Greg or Ian calendar!

 

[Marcel]

Sunday 19 Feb - Greg
Monday 20 Feb - Ian
Tuesday 21 Feb - Greg
Wednesday 22 Feb - Ian
Thursday 23 Feb - Greg
Friday 24 Feb - Ian

Yep….it's a Greg or Ian calendar!

 

[buffnut453]

You're welcome. I'll be here all week.

 

[WARSPITER]

Sunday 19 Feb - Greg
Monday 20 Feb - Ian
Tuesday 21 Feb - Greg
Wednesday 22 Feb - Ian
Thursday 23 Feb - Greg
Friday 24 Feb - Ian

Yep….it's a Greg or Ian calendar!

I had a friend who always came up with that sort of thing. He is now in a state institution.....

 

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[Gnomey]

 

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