Quotes and Jokes 1 (28 Viewers)

[ARTESH]

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[Snautzer01]

The guys on the wing are wearing helmets.

 

[ARTESH]

I wonder what would happen if the ball falls!!!

 

[DBII]

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It is the top secret converted Tiger tank.

 

[WARSPITER]

The mystery of Ayers Rock is solved...

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Not a meteorite - result of Australia having the hiccups.

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

Too chewy?

 

[special ed]

Sticks in your teeth.

 

[MIflyer]

Reminds me of a story told me by a friend. A man had to be operated on and they told him he could not eat normally until he had healed up. he would have to take nourishment by having it pumped up into his intestines.

So they started doing that, and one day the nurse asked him if he would like some ice cream, delivered the same way. He said that sounded good.

So they pumped the ice cream in. The patient said, "Uhhhhhhhh!"

The nurse asked, "What is it? Is it too cold?"

"No, too sweet!"

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Frog]

An optimist is someone who plants two acorns and buys a hammock.
(Marshal Jean De Lattre de Tassigny).

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[XBe02Drvr]

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...commonly known as the "jesus nut"!