Quotes and Jokes 1 (17 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[SaparotRob]

Shamelessly lifted from the YT channel Ukraine News TV.

 

[Snowman]

These totalitarian clowns are all the same. Wonder if these guys still have free space for medals at least on their backs:

 

[manta22]

These totalitarian clowns are all the same. Wonder if these guys still have free space for medals at least on their backs:

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Maybe that is an alternative to the old window gambit- they went swimming with all that decoration.

 

[SaparotRob]

These totalitarian clowns are all the same. Wonder if these guys still have free space for medals at least on their backs:

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Liberace impersonators.

 

[Shortround6]

Liberace had more style. And quite likely had better strategic thinking, you don't become the highest payed entertainer in the World back in the 60s and 70s by being dumb.

 

[WARSPITER]

These totalitarian clowns are all the same. Wonder if these guys still have free space for medals at least on their backs:

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They have to make sure they leave room for the knife to get through.

 

[Vic Balshaw]

It is my understanding that most of them decorations will be made from a cheap alloy or plastic.

 

[MIflyer]

Wonder if these guys still have free space for medals at least on their backs:

Could be a clever way to wear bullet proof vests.

 

[Shortround6]

It is my understanding that most of them decorations will be made from a cheap alloy or plastic.

Melted brass from salvaged Korean war cartridge cases.

Those guys are tougher than the look holding up that amount of weight

 

[buffnut453]

This one's my camp craft merit badge. Then there's my photography merit badge. Next to that is my biology merit badge. And the very last one is my mass genocide badge for being a good party member.

 

[at6]

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I don't know about you lot, but apparently....I'm not living my life!

Has Lucky been drinking with Airframes?

 

[at6]

I went to a gay poker game and found out that you can't get an inside straight.

 

[at6]

At the same poker game, one player ejaculated, I have three Queens!!!!! Let the party begin! Another player moaned the he had three Kings and he was not going to be the Queen.

 

[LDS_Guy]

These totalitarian clowns are all the same. Wonder if these guys still have free space for medals at least on their backs:

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They haven't been in one large conflict since the Korea War, yet all of them have enough medals to make Zhukov jealous.

 

[EwenS]

They haven't been in one large conflict since the Korea War, yet all of them have enough medals to make Zhukov jealous.

But all the little ones soon add up.

List of wars involving the People's Republic of China - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Njaco]