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Emotional support alligator denied entry to baseball stadium

A fan is refused entry to a baseball game in Philadelphia after officials refuse to allow his emotional support animal — an alligator named WallyGator — into the ballpark.

www.abc.net.au

Not making fun of someone's need for an emotional support animal...but an alligator?

 

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View: https://twitter.com/covertshores/status/1707770614738452641?s=66&t=HVAXXZJIMBzelxWw3RruNQ

I subscribe to his channel. I never knew he had a sense of humor.

 

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That made me the day.

 

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Queen legend Brian May helped NASA ace its asteroid-sampling mission, new book reveals

Asteroid Bennu proved a trickster for NASA's OSIRIS-REx asteroid explorer, rewriting everything scientists had thought about space rocks.

www.space.com

Brian May is perhaps most famous for his 1978 theory that posited that the Earth's rotation was propelled by post-pubescent females possessing amply proportioned posteriors.

I have been examining this theory for years trying to uncover cracks, and though I have made some progress, in recent years my research has been hindered by an increasing resistance to scientific inquiry among potential test subjects.

 

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