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SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Funnier if the ringtone was coming from the coffin.
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
Magnets don't work on tin.
michaelmaltby
Colonel
True,,,but they sure work on egos.
Lucky13
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I got this one for the Big Sniffles, this one for the Big Shits, this one for winning an argument with my wife, it's extremely rare, I got this for the Great Potty Training incident of '47....
A4K
Brigadier General
One of my medicines at moment. Just not sure how many I'm supposed to take 
MIflyer
Major
A friend of mine and his wife had just bought a new car and were driving it home. His wife kept saying she wanted to drive it. He replied he would hand it over after they got home She kept pestering him and finally he pulled over and let her have the wheel. She went two blocks, ran a stop sign, and totaled the car.
I was always amazed how many years later it was when they divorced.
MIflyer
Major
Admiral Nelson says, "Launch the flying sub!"
Snautzer01
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One , at a time, 3 times day. Or when you feel like 1969 all at once. Then listen to or make music.
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