Quotes and Jokes 1 (30 Viewers)

[SaparotRob]

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Brilliant.

 

[Njaco]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

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....you were saying?

 

[Lucky13]

"We think that those we spend the most time with know us. Yet some only notice our presence when we leave. Look for the ones that wait for your footsteps in the silence. These are the ones longing to hear the echoes of your heartbeat strum their soul."

Mimi Novic

 

[special ed]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

 

[javlin]

"We think that those we spend the most time with know us. Yet some only notice our presence when we leave. Look for the ones that wait for your footsteps in the silence. These are the ones longing to hear the echoes of your heartbeat strum their soul."

Mimi Novic

Well Jan that sounds like that would be my dog Hannah.

 

[Greg Boeser]

"We think that those we spend the most time with know us. Yet some only notice our presence when we leave. Look for the ones that wait for your footsteps in the silence. These are the ones longing to hear the echoes of your heartbeat strum their soul."

Mimi Novic

Or they are looking for an easy mark.

 

[SaparotRob]

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[SaparotRob]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Frog]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[SaparotRob]

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I'm going to need more therapy.