Quotes and Jokes 1 (27 Viewers)

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[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[mikewint]

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."

The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..."

The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist."

The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?"






And the guy says, "Your light was on."

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

Drink today and drown all sorrow
You may perhaps not be here tomorrow
Best while you have it, use your breath
There is no drinking after death.​

 

[Wurger]