Quotes and Jokes 1 (41 Viewers)

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[buffnut453]

 

[michaelmaltby]

it was Otto von Bismarck, IIRC, who said that if one loved sausage and the law, one should see neither of them being made.

 

[Lucky13]

Honey, look what I won ebay!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[SaparotRob]

You think tape grows on trees?

 

[Greg Boeser]

Wouldn't be sporting....

 

[fubar57]

Back in the '70's I had a friend who locked his keys in his '65 Rambler while at a gas station.

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Being liquored up and not wanting advice, he proceeded to kick out his back window and gained access to his keys. Note the tiny butterfly window on the door

 

[Snautzer01]

what B:stard would kick a tiny butterfly ?? After enough Jack D everybody is a wild life friend. But that said he must have been out of his rockers kicking such a car in the first place ?.
A Prius i would kick for free stone sober an a Monday morning at 07:00

 

[Glider]

Its not quite a joke but a little sarcastic humour.

 

[ARTESH]

I wonder if my wife will approve?

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That's great. Underground is a giant fuel depot and second floor serves as a Control Tower.

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[michaelmaltby]

"It's Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled." – Mark Twain.

 

[Lucky13]