Quotes and Jokes 1 (12 Viewers)

[MIflyer]

Everybody hates those incessant robocalls, so new ways of conveying the message have to be found.....

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[SaparotRob]

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Or as I call it, quality time.

 

[syscom3]

Lol

 

[Wurger]

Are you sure that's the chewing gum?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Prop Duster]

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? new Tesla?

 

[Prop Duster]

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The instructions made no sense, and the number of pparts didn't agree with the parts list?!?

 

[Prop Duster]

Same in Sweden, gift could mean married or poison!

So in Sweden is it poison to Get married OR is marriage poison?

 

[buffnut453]

So in Sweden is it poison to Get married OR is marriage poison?

Yes. Next question?

 

[Greg Boeser]

Are you sure that's the chewing gum?

 

[at6]

Lol

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If it's in San Francisco, most likely not chewing gum.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Shortround6]

Whaada call the ladder sights of my Mauser C96 and Enfield No. 4 Mark 1*? Double clutching?

Very primitive?

Reaches around my back and pulls out this.

says with exaggerated Austrian accent "Now this is a back sight!"

 

[special ed]

At the next plastic scale model club meeting, shortly after the release of info on the F-117, I brought an empty shoe box and a blank sheet of paper for documentation claiming it was an F-117 model. Although we usually had awards to third place and that night there were only two other entries, I was still denied third place although no one could dispute my finish, color and markings as pictures of the fullscale aircraft had not yet been released.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]