Quotes and Jokes 1 (34 Viewers)

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

I was watching my fav streamer and he said that today is "Father's day" in US; So Happy Father's day!

 

[Greg Boeser]

Posted at a local burger joint.

 

[ARTESH]

I calculated that for the foreign trip that I want to go for another 3 years, I should have started saving my money twenty years ago, so beautiful, so scary!

اقتصاد مال خره

 

[MIflyer]

When one of my favorite restaurants, Steak and Shake, reopened their dining room I told a friend of mine we could resume our monthly lunch-with-a-long-chat.

We went there, but the dining room was closed due to lack of staff; only drive-thru was avilable. Fortunately the WX was nice and they had a couple of picnic tables outside in the shade.

Meanwhile both the local Burger King and Wendy's have gone back to drive-thru only.

You wonder if we will ever get out of this mess.

 

[ARTESH]

Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and found a regular job!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[syscom3]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

Anybody remember that commercial about the first spam message ever sent?

 

[Airframes]

By Vikings ??

 

[ARTESH]

Internet Speed Test!

 

[Snautzer01]

By Vikings ??

Yes

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[special ed]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun wrote a note and posted on the tray of apples: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving along the table, at the other end was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[michaelmaltby]

Yatollah Ali Khamenei holding a Ben & Jerry's icecream (illustrative)
(photo credit: HO - / IRANIAN SUPREME LEADER'S WEBSITE / AFP,JPOST STAFF)

 

[michaelmaltby]

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