Quotes and Jokes 1 (39 Viewers)

[MIflyer]

0.4 sec you say?

There are people in my neighborhood who like to do that. They are mostly teenagers.

As a result, I invented a way of using the large quantity of rusty roofing nails that I had on hand, dispensed in appropriate locations while I was out doing my running.

 

[The Basket]

 

[pbehn]

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F1 fans should learn the new rules, they just got a 5 second penalty. Those kerb stones do look remarkably similar to those at Croft Autodrome, best to take the "normal people" line or you get launched up in the air.

 

[Андрей]

Soon there will be a parade in Kiev in honor of Independence Day. During the rehearsal for the parade, military vehicles were wearing camouflage made of painter's tape.
They position themselves as the strongest army in Europe.

+30 to armor)))

 

[ARTESH]

Soon there will be a parade in Kiev in honor of Independence Day. During the rehearsal for the parade, military vehicles were wearing camouflage made of painter's tape.
They position themselves as the strongest army in Europe.

+30 to armor)))
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A new level of Creation and Innovation!

BTW, Happy Independence Day.

 

[MIflyer]

What? They don't have duct tape?

 

[at6]

 

[Андрей]

What? They don't have duct tape?

Electrical tape is a strategic resource

 

[WARSPITER]

An older fellow was complaining to his friend....

"I hate the morals of the younger generation. I never had sex with ny wife until we were married. Did you? "

"I don't know, what was her maiden name ?", came the reply...

 

[ARTESH]

Kindness Tree, Cigarette version!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[XBe02Drvr]

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Got your drone license yet? No? Don't even think of firing up that Cox Baby Bee!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

Khomeini's reaction to Shah's talking about Solar Energy (1972-3):

The Shah says that we want to take things [Energy] from sun, What word is this?

Another Famous Quote:

The University should be A university! A university which is not a university, is not a university.

 

[ARTESH]

I found this photo very interesting and meaningful! His last name, Hess, written "حس", means "Feelings" in Persian and Arabic.

A good "Hess" for Mr. Hess!

 

[MIflyer]

After Desert Storm some of the military figure manufacturers produced figures of sexily dressed women welcoming the troops home.

 

[ARTESH]

After Desert Storm some of the military figure manufacturers produced figures of sexily dressed women welcoming the troops home.

Never heard of this, before!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MIflyer]

Once my grandmother saw another elderly lady get in her car and start to drive away.

Grandmother: "Edna, you don't have on your glasses!"

Edna: "I don't need my glasses to see far away, just to see up close."

Grandmother: 'You're not going to run into things that are far away!"