Quotes and Jokes 1 (21 Viewers)

[MIflyer]

"I will not stay silent."

Oh, both those last two were hilarious.

 

[ARTESH]

 

[Snautzer01]

Somehow iranian humor can do with subtitles.

 

[michaelmaltby]

beauty is universal, Herr General

 

[Snautzer01]

beauty is universal, Herr General

No it is not, nor is beauty timeless.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Yup, sounds like the nuns I had in school.

 

[at6]

Somehow iranian humor can do with subtitles.

Sort of like Korean Soap Operas?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[at6]

A man and his girlfriend walk into a pet store. A Parrot started yelling Polly wants a crack her. Polly wants a crack at her. The man says, Says, stupid bird! The Parrot looked at him and said, Oh yeah? Let's see you eat with your pecker!

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Snautzer01]

Sort of like Korean Soap Operas?

Never watched one. To bubbly for me.

 

[ARTESH]

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Actually I believe it was more fun back in when you were at my age!!!

 

[at6]

You must be a baby. I was a teenager back then.

 

[ARTESH]

You must be a baby. I was a teenager back then.

If it's between 1995 - 2000, Yes!
If it predates 1995, Then I didn't exist!

 

[MIflyer]

Boring? Well, there was the challenge of keeping those tube-type TV sets working and re-orienting the TV antenna for the best picture.

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[MIflyer]

In the 60's they used a B-52 to test an engine for the C-5A. Proxmire or someone in Congress saw that and said we should re-engine the B-52's so we did not have to buy new bombers. Studies indicated that with four such engines replacing the eight then the airplane would be unable to land at idle thrust and if two engines went out on one wing trying to maintain straight ahead flight would snap the vertical tail off.