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ThomasP
Chief Master Sergeant
One ring to find them . . . 
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
..and in the darkness bind them in the land of Matri Mordor where wish you had a good pre-nup.
special ed
1st Lieutenant
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michaelmaltby
Colonel
special ed
1st Lieutenant
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michaelmaltby
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‘Stun gun’ claims to stop China’s dancing grannies’ by sabotaging their music
A viral video in China shows a man pointing a device at square dancing troupes that sabotages their music, giving the neighbourhood a moment of peace.
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MIflyer
Major
MRE: Meals Rejected By Ethiopia
Lucky13
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I've come to realise that more and more people these days, suffer from Chronicus Stultus....which often turns them into a Stultus Diuinator! 
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MIflyer
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CSAF Gen Merrill McPeak said, "US Navy uniforms are similar to those worn by commercial ship officers. In the Air Force we should have uniforms that resemble airline pilots."
No kidding. He really said that. So they took the epaulettes off. Everybody but McPeak hated that.
Then, at a meeting in Wash DC a congressman walked up to a USAF general and said, ""Well Admiral, I think it was a nice ceremony." After that incident, combined with letters from retired general officers saying, "Are you FREAKIN' CRAZY?" the epaulettes went back on, so that is why we do not look like Navy bus drivers today.
No kidding. He really said that. So they took the epaulettes off. Everybody but McPeak hated that.
Then, at a meeting in Wash DC a congressman walked up to a USAF general and said, ""Well Admiral, I think it was a nice ceremony." After that incident, combined with letters from retired general officers saying, "Are you FREAKIN' CRAZY?" the epaulettes went back on, so that is why we do not look like Navy bus drivers today.
Snautzer01
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Airframes
Benevolens Magister
"Flash, woohoo, saviour of the Universe"!!
michaelmaltby
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MIflyer
Major
That was for tanks! In WWII they ended up with Armored Force Coveralls, which ended up being used bu USAAF bomber crewmen. And the tanker helmet they adopted was very much like a football helmet; I have one.
buffnut453
Captain
You can mock but the new U.S. Space Force uniforms aren't too far from that design:
And, yes, I do think these uniforms are a joke!
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
They look like Bellhops
buffnut453
Captain
Badly-dressed, faintly ridiculous bellhops!
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