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[WARSPITER]

I got home this morning and some bloke was stealing my side gate !!

I didn't say anything though cause I didn't want him take offense.

 

[Wurger]

Smart is not enough!

Sometimes that's enough.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

At first I thought it was a joke. Then I found that it's true. Be glad that you don't live in North Korea. Kim Jong Un wants each resident to poop 220 lbs of feces every day. I always knew that those people are full of sh!t.

 

[SaparotRob]

I'm curious how he came up with that number. I guess the economic miracle of "Juche' really is working.

 

[The Basket]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[ARTESH]

 

[SaparotRob]

I'm assuming the cat is a "guest" and not his pet.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[ARTESH]

You can't mess with the newer generations! Please understand this!!!

Their school said "Upload your profiles with Hejab".

 

[special ed]