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[at6]

It's really sad to buy a woman a drink to find out that while there may be large boobs, she also has a pickle down below. That happened to a friend of mine once.

 

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[Snautzer01]

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Is that at6 friend? Must be.

 

[at6]

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Is that at6 friend? Must be.

No!!! There's no cellulite.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[SaparotRob]

It's really sad to buy a woman a drink to find out that while there may be large boobs, she also has a pickle down below. That happened to a friend of mine once.

He was a gentleman.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Airframes]

I might have posted this one before, but maybe worth another go.

A blind friend of mine recently moved into a new house. One of the "house warming" gifts he received was a cheese grater.
He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read ............

 

[SaparotRob]

It was posted but I needed the laugh. Thanks.

 

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[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

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[Wurger]

 

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