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at6 · Mar 5, 2022

It's really sad to buy a woman a drink to find out that while there may be large boobs, she also has a pickle down below. That happened to a friend of mine once.

special ed · Mar 5, 2022

special ed · Mar 5, 2022

Snautzer01 · Mar 5, 2022

special ed said:
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Is that at6 friend? Must be.

at6 · Mar 5, 2022

special ed said:
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Snautzer01 said:
Is that at6 friend? Must be.

No!!! There's no cellulite.

Snautzer01 · Mar 5, 2022

SaparotRob · Mar 5, 2022

at6 said:
It's really sad to buy a woman a drink to find out that while there may be large boobs, she also has a pickle down below. That happened to a friend of mine once.

He was a gentleman.

Gnomey · Mar 5, 2022

Airframes · Mar 6, 2022

I might have posted this one before, but maybe worth another go.

A blind friend of mine recently moved into a new house. One of the "house warming" gifts he received was a cheese grater.
He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read ............