Quotes and Jokes 1 (116 Viewers)

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

Some food jokes

 

[special ed]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[SaparotRob]

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I'm working Nassau Tower in Mineola. I'get a report from a passing train that there's a guy with a radar gun by my tower. I look out and see him. I go out to talk to him (who are you, you are trespassing. etc.). He clocked a train as I walk up. He says "79 miles per hour!" I say "Cool. MAS is eighty. Who are you?" The young guy tells me the trains going by his house frighten his child. I told him the railroad has been going by here since the Civil War. "When you bought the house, you didn't notice there was a railroad in the backyard?"

 

[Greg Boeser]

I grew up on a block bisected by rr tracks. Best playground a kid could have.
You just had to watch your step after the Amtrak came through.

 

[Shortround6]

I grew up on a block bisected by rr tracks. Best playground a kid could have.
You just had to watch your step after the Amtrak came through.

After or before?

 

[Greg Boeser]

After. The toilets flushed directly onto the tracks.

 

[MiTasol]

Well it is biodegradable after all

 

[Greg Boeser]

It was great when ore trains came through. You collected up all the taconite pellets, which was great slingshot ammunition.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Shortround6]

Remember those old "this is your brain on drugs commercials"?????

That new picture is your brain after an hour of political news (from either side).

 

[Snautzer01]

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[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Ralph Haus]

After. The toilets flushed directly onto the tracks.

Not like the Swiss lines (Alps lines) that were holes straight to the tracks. Wife would "hold' forever!