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[Wurger]

 

[SaparotRob]

There's no such thing as bad pizza. Unless there's pineapple on it.
Stop the madness.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

There's no such thing as bad pizza. Unless there's pineapple on it.
Stop the madness.

Get out of your comfort zone!

A pizza with pineapple and prosciutto is fantastic. Pineapple goes hand in hand with pork.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Remember, next time you order, don't forget to say:
No anchovies, please!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Man, anchovies, another ingredient that I like.

 

[ARTESH]

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Trying to imagine his reaction after seeing this:

پیتزا کله پاچه - Google Search

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Nothing wrong with pineapple on a pizza.

But then again my four favorite pizza's are:

Pizza topped with traditional marinara sauce Squid, Shrimp, Mussels, and garlic

Pizza topped with a pesto sauce, arugula, and shrimp

Pizza topped with an olive oil base, gorgonzola cheese, bacon, red grapes, and balsamic drizzle.

Pizza with marinara sauce, buffalo milk mozzarella, and aged prosciutto.

Life is too short to be boring. There is more to pizza than pepperoni, fake shredded mozzarella (how is it even called mozzarella?), olives, sausage, and peppers. Don't take me wrong that stuff is good too. Just get out of your comfort zone a bit. You might be surprised.

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My favorite pizza has no base/crust, lots of bacon and a few vegetables and a enough cheese to tie it together. The lack of base/crust is dietary, not choice but I actually prefer these ones anyway. There are several recipes on diet doctor.

 

[MiTasol]

Remember, next time you order, don't forget to say:
No anchovies, please!

no no no no - LLOOTTSS of anchovies

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[ARTESH]

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Needles to say that they always park righ in front of entrance, not even 1 cm before or after! Because they would get tired if they walk a short distance!

 

[syscom3]

 

[ARTESH]

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I read them because they are only thing in liespapers that actually worth of reading!

 

[ARTESH]

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Here is the desert version of it:

Instead of talking about politics, talk about religion. Just make sure you are able to run as fast as light, or even faster. Anything happens to you, I'm not responsible.

 

[Lucky13]