Quotes and Jokes 1 (23 Viewers)

[Elvis]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[SANCER]

THE SHAMPOO

A Galician says to another:
- Hey Manolo, pass me another shampoo
- But if there in the bathroom there is one
- Yes man, but this one is for dry hair and I've already wet it...

Saludos

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Elvis]

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. There'll be a slight delay to our departure..."

 

[Elvis]

 

[Elvis]

 

[Elvis]

 

[Elvis]

 

[Capt. Vick]

 

[Wayne Little]

Guess the modelling session is over....

 

[fubar57]

 

[Elvis]

Guess the modelling session is over....

If you notice, the box shows a Chinook, but in the rest of the pictures, he's holding a Huey....there may be more than one joke in that post! =D

 

[Glider]

If you notice, the box shows a Chinook, but in the rest of the pictures, he's holding a Huey....there may be more than one joke in that post! =D

I don't know what you do for a living, but if your not an Auditor I strongly suggest you become one. If you came to audit wherever I have worked in my life, you would scare the heck out of me

 

[Elvis]

...????

 

[Glider]

With such an eye for detail despite what is going on around you, in this case the humour, you would be an excellent auditor. It was a compliment not a dig.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Elvis]

With such an eye for detail despite what is going on around you, in this case the humour, you would be an excellent auditor. It was a compliment not a dig.

Wasn't taking it as a dig, but wasn't sure what you were getting at.
Thank you for the kind words. That's nice of you to say.


Elvis

 

[gumbyk]

I don't know what you do for a living, but if your not an Auditor I strongly suggest you become one. If you came to audit wherever I have worked in my life, you would scare the heck out of me

Funny, that stood out to me too.


And, yes, I am one...