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[michaelmaltby]

On lies ......
As Goebbels classified it :
white lie - lie that can stand in court.
grey lie - it didn't happen, but it could.
black lie - you give a dollar worth of lie. People believe 1 cent of it, and that is enough

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

Terry?

 

[SaparotRob]

So you've met my wife

 

[at6]

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When did I become a Goldfish?

 

[at6]

Might be your ex if she sees your post.

 

[SaparotRob]

No problem. She refuses to learn English.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[buffnut453]

 

[Wurger]

 

[EDFN]

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It is this kind of jokes that gave me a reputation as an aviation nerd when in highschool: I thought they were hilarious, but no one else understood them.
Good we are in a forum of nerds here!

 

[SaparotRob]

It is this kind of jokes that gave me a reputation as an aviation nerd when in highschool: I thought they were hilarious, but no one else understood them.
Good we are in a forum of nerds here!

Not all of us. But I am.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

So you've met my wife

It is this kind of jokes that gave me a reputation as an aviation nerd when in highschool: I thought they were hilarious, but no one else understood them.
Good we are in a forum of nerds here!

Oh you said nerds. I thought you said turds and I agreed.

 

[Lucky13]