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[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

No Parking yellow lines used in the UK - local Council gone mad !!!

I got that, but that lane seems awfully narrow even for British standards.

 

[Shortround6]

Well, you can park your Triumph Tiger Cub in there if you use the center stand

and they don't count the handle bars.

 

[at6]

I used to work with a guy who's last name was Pyle. He was offended when I asked if he had a sign in front of his house saying "The Pyles".

 

[MIflyer]

I just went to the local CVS Pharmacy. When I walked up to the computerized self-checkout the machine said, "Welcome! Please select your language."

Dammit! FORTRAN was not even on the list!

 

[Wurger]

And COBOL was there?

 

[ARTESH]

Elvish? Demonic? Dragon Language?

 

[special ed]

Profane or vulger

 

[SaparotRob]

I always seem to be accused of using inappropriate language.

 

[Snautzer01]

I talk dos to the machines. Scares the crap out of them.

 

[special ed]

When I serviced Kodak's blood analyser (it had 22 computers, 20 answering to two) the customers often commented about me talking to the instrument. When asked what I told it, I pointed out that I was still in charge, I could unplug it. That often worked with operation smoothing right out.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[The Basket]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]