Quotes and Jokes 1 (83 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

....until when they're wearing the same outfit!

 

[Greg Boeser]

Or they are trying to set a date for a get together.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

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Proof: recent events in Iran!

Go ladies! We are victorious!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ARTESH]

Just let's hope that the [Iran] regime's "cyber army" don't find this!!!

 

[Ralph Haus]

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Still have several LARGE bundles of wood, since hauling in 1100 mile move in 1976, and have used a piece or two. Keep having to re-explain their importance.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Tom Brady.

That's it…

That's the joke.

Go 49ers!

 

[MiTasol]

GRAMMAR LESSON: Is it "complete", "finished", or "completely finished"?

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished". In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: 'How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.'

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

He won a cruise and a case of 25 year old Scotch

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[VBF-13]

CDC recommendation for the office...

 

[Frog]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Tom Brady.

That's it…

That's the joke.

Go 49ers!

There are B-26s in Tampa Bay, not Buccaneers.

 

[Shortround6]

There are B-26s in Tampa Bay, not Buccaneers.

Tell that to
Gasparilla Pirate Fest

since 1904.

and nothing to do with football.