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[special ed]

 

[buffnut453]

Just to make your eyes water, here's the shell that was "retrieved":

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[WARSPITER]

It's definitely a case of more bang for your butt.

 

[buffnut453]

Coat !

Why? I don't understand.

Such hostility. I am innocent, I tell you. Entirely innocent.

 

[MiTasol]

Well you know what they say about Texas, its full of steers and…

if they cut Alaska in half then Texas will be the third largest state

 

[MiTasol]

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Only true in the US because the rest of the world billion is 1,000 million.

 

[Greg Boeser]

It's that Common Core math.

 

[GTX]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Lighten up people. Don't get butt hurt over a joke thread. Laugh and give it back.

 

[gumbyk]

if they cut Alaska in half then Texas will be the third largest state

Texas would be the 6th largest state in Australia...
Even Alaska wouldn't be the largest.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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This is an affront to all women! What sort of woman would consent to degrade herself like this?!!!

I need to hack his subscriber list.

 

[special ed]

Those who like sugar daddys?

 

[Snautzer01]

This is an affront to all women! What sort of woman would consent to degrade herself like this?!!!

I need to hack his subscriber list.

Yes!!!! Why on all that is holy is she made to drink that horrendous, vile tasting, baby seal killing, degrading pint of owl pee you overthere call "beer" ?
Kindly sent her to me and i will save her from this ordeal.

 

[Snautzer01]

Thank you all. I will take good care of her an give her a proper pint.

 

[Greg Boeser]

I'm going to have nightmares now.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I'm going to have nightmares now.

You and me both…

 

[special ed]

Beer

 

[special ed]

more beer