Quotes and Jokes 1 (18 Viewers)

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

It is time for a beer call.

 

[GrauGeist]

Y'all just now having a beer?

Better hoist a few extras to catch up!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I had a few after digging and filling the final six fence posts in my back yard today

 

[GrauGeist]

I had a few after digging and filling the final six fence posts in my back yard today

If you saw the condition of the fencing on my 3.5 acres (including where a neighbor has encroached about 15 feet onto my property), you'd need more than a few.

 

[ThomasP]

Last time I made a beer call, I called the FBI and complained that they did not have enough hot babes on the job at the local office . . . just the one was not enough. er, wait . . . Are we talking about the same thing?

 

[GrauGeist]

We were talking about alcohol?

I think?

 

[Elvis]

We were talking about alcohol?

I think?

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....wait....something about a knife and a gun...sounds familiar......


View: https://youtu.be/ijekkoDFVMI

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

If you saw the condition of the fencing on my 3.5 acres (including where a neighbor has encroached about 15 feet onto my property), you'd need more than a few.

I was going to do a vinyl fence, but then I discovered that everyone in the area with a vinyl fence has theirs blown down with the straight line winds we get here in the Midwest, whereas the wooded fences are left standing. So I went with ground contact severe weather rated pressure treated wood.

I fortunately (and unfortunately) do not have 3.5 acres. Fortunately my propert backs up to 100+ acres of forest and fields. So I get the view, and the deer and turkeys without paying for the property taxes.

Next up the water softener system, small deck, 5 fruit trees, and wood burning stove. Next year comes the basement finish (new office/war room, guest apartment with another wood burning stove, family room with bar, bathroom/shower, sauna, and cellar), and outdoor stone patio and kitchen.

Ah, the joys of being a home owner. I just wish my bank account liked it too…

 

[special ed]

Just in case Coca-Cola goes belly up:

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Airframes]

 

[buffnut453]

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Perhaps they used GoogleTranslate?

 

[ARTESH]

We were talking about alcohol?

I think?

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I know a better way to have chips:

Place potatoes in a row, fire with .50 cal!

 

[at6]

It is disturbing when a 20 year old female is described as a girl. When she was a girl she could pull faces and swear, now she is 20 it looks silly, so she spends her time getting arrested theatrically in various locations.

Every body needs a hobby. So she likes getting arrested.

 

[GTX]

Just in case Coca-Cola goes belly up:

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I thought this was a joke...and then I looked it up...wow!!! There's more too:

 

[GTX]

 

[Frog]

If you never succeed at first, don't try skydiving.

 

[Gnomey]