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[MIflyer]

Wholeheartedly agree with the insanity comment!

I recall in particular a drive I made between Sheppard AFB and Tinker AFB in the mid-1970's. Two fat girls in something like a 1965 Ford Falcon got on my bumper and I could not shake them. They were having the time of their life, talking and laughing with each other, about one car length back, focused on each other, and utterly oblivious to the physics of high speed vehicular travel. I slowed up and they slowed up. I speeded up and they speeded up. A B-52 and a KC-135 could have done no better. I finally got off the turnpike at Lawton just to get rid of them.

 

[MIflyer]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Frog]

Last shot fired with a M1 rifle in China :

See Jim, Ping !

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Metric System > Standard System

Facts

 

[GTX]

I think the first one is an April Fool's joke.

Indeed it is.

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

France Joins AUKUS Submarine Program - Naval News

Under extended plans, France will join the AUKUS submarine program. This will see advanced nuclear-powered attack submarines built for Australia, United Kingdom and France.

www.navalnews.com

 

[GTX]

 

[MIflyer]

As far as hiding the pilot, I'd recommend they consult with Wonder Woman.

 

[MiTasol]

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Massive understatement

 

[Gnomey]

 

[don4331]

Nah. Some clever California bureaucrat will figure out the metric conversion and then we're all in trouble.

Nah, their computer will get a divide by zero (0) error and they'll never be able to do the "new math" to figure it out.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

 

[special ed]

 

[GTX]