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[GrauGeist]

 

[SaparotRob]

Brilliant.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

This thread is supposed to be on the light hearted side. For the last time, keep partisan politics out of this thread!

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

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[GTX]

 

[Airframes]

 

[buffnut453]

Seems like you need a dedicated wedge for "Make room for more beer" somewhere in that chart!

 

[Snautzer01]

This thread is supposed to be on the light hearted side.

Thank the spirit of Saint Louis it is 99.99%. I like my day starting or ending with a laugh or chuckle.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[GrauGeist]

And you read that sign in Samuel L. Jackson's voice, didn't you?

 

[SaparotRob]

Yup.

 

[MIflyer]

GREAT NEWS, FOLKS!

I got a letter from Canada saying that an American died with no will or no known heirs, and since his last name is the same as mine I can be designated to receive his estate. It amounts to $46.5 Million dollars. This was not an e-mail and not from Africa but an actual real postal letter, so clearly it HAS to be legitimate!

So, tell you what, I want to share my incredible good fortune. The first 1000 people who send letters to the address provided in the letter will receive a free Airfix 1/24 scale Spitfire IX, as soon as possible after I get the $46.5M. The address is:

Michael Lightman
77 Bloor St. W
Toronto, ON M5S 1M2 Canada

Above offer void where prohibited by law or good sense.

 

[Ralph Haus]

GREAT NEWS, FOLKS!

I got a letter from Canada saying that an American died with no will or no known heirs, and since his last name is the same as mine I can be designated to receive his estate. It amounts to $46.5 Million dollars. This was not an e-mail and not from Africa but an actual real postal letter, so clearly it HAS to be legitimate!

So, tell you what, I want to share my incredible good fortune. The first 1000 people who send letters to the address provided in the letter will receive a free Airfix 1/24 scale Spitfire IX, as soon as possible after I get the $46.5M. The address is:

Michael Lightman
77 Bloor St. W
Toronto, ON M5S 1M2 Canada

Above offer void where prohibited by law or good sense.

If I send 1000 myself do I get 1000 Spits?

 

[Wurger]

If I send 1000 myself do I get 1000 Spits?

No, you have to buy 1000 envelopes.

 

[Peter Gunn]

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There's something wrong here, I don't see BACON on this chart.