Quotes and Jokes 1 (195 Viewers)

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[A4K]

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This is Page 1 of 50.

 

[MiTasol]

This is Page 1 of 50.

Which book Pleeeeaaaase

I cant wait to see how it described the various crocodiles

 

[Greg Boeser]

Does that beat a Full House?

No. For that you need a straight razor.

 

[MIflyer]

My Wife's Indigenous Name is "Five Horses".

There is an American Indian that showed up at most meetings I went to and was said to be responsible for slowing things up.

His name is "Running Behind."

 

[MiTasol]

 

[A4K]

Which book Pleeeeaaaase

I cant wait to see how it described the various crocodiles

That would be a 6 Volume set for Australia

Bill Bryson (US travel author) once half-jokingly said there are about 1500 natural ways to die in Australia. Half-jokingly.

 

[MiTasol]

That would be a 6 Volume set for Australia

Bill Bryson (US travel author) once half-jokingly said there are about 1500 natural ways to die in Australia. Half-jokingly.

Falling out of basement windows, and up stairs, like in Russia are not known here.

Commiting suicide by shooting yourself with a rifle after shooting yourself in the hands is, however, well known here. Aus must be where the Russians learnt that trick.

 

[WARSPITER]

That would be a 6 Volume set for Australia

Bill Bryson (US travel author) once half-jokingly said there are about 1500 natural ways to die in Australia. Half-jokingly.

Half joking is absolutely correct as there are 3000 ways.

 

[manta22]

Half joking is absolutely correct as there are 3000 ways.

On a cruise in NZ, the nature guide was asked about snakes. He replied that NZ did not have snakes; NZ was not like Australia where everything was dangerous- except for their rugby team.

 

[A4K]

Love it!

 

[WARSPITER]

Me too. After all, who cares about Rugby ?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

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[SaparotRob]

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(keep 'em coming!)