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[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

- You have 25 seconds to get out of here !!! Then I detonate the bomb ... shouts a suicide bomber in a pet shop.

- F**kin' terrorist ... murmurs the turtle.

 

[ARTESH]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ctuy_BkrV8P/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

 

[Wurger]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

Due to continuing deterioration of social skills, scientists estimate that by 2100 people will only be able to communicate through cat memes.

 

[Njaco]

Due to continuing deterioration of social skills, scientists estimate that by 2100 people will only be able to communicate through cat memes.

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[Snowman]

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Reminds of this gruesome picture

 

[MiTasol]

Remember some 30 years back Mr Bobbit? had that op.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[yosimitesam]

English is eas- ...

Still, Steel, Steal!

Accept, Expect, Except!

There, their, they're ... it will be alright.

 

[manta22]

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Vodka and orange juice is a Screwdriver. What is Vodka and Milk of Magnesia?


A Phillips Screwdriver !