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What is the difference between a terrorist and an accountant ?

You can negotiate with a terrorist ...
 
Fixed it again. @DerAdlerIstGelandet . Didnt realise it could be a thing.

It was supposed to be funny not an item of any debate.
 
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I don't know about you lot, but apparently....I'm not living my life!
 
What is the difference between a terrorist and an accountant ?

You can negotiate with a terrorist ...
Brings to mind an old accountant joke.

How to hire an Accountant.
1. ask them how much 2+ 2 is.
2. if the answer is 4 say "thank you very much, we will call you, do not call us."
3 repeat as needed until..........
4 Applicant asks " What did you have in mind?"

You have found your accountant!!
 
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Fixed it again. @DerAdlerIstGelandet . Didnt realise it could be a thing.

It was supposed to be funny not an item of any debate.

It always turns into one, and it's not just your post. Several keeping getting close to that line we don't want crossed. I laugh at them, because they are funny and there is a bit of truth, but we just don't need the politically charged stuff.
 
It always turns into one, and it's not just your post. Several keeping getting close to that line we don't want crossed. I laugh at them, because they are funny and there is a bit of truth, but we just don't need the politically charged stuff.
You are right. Good call. Thats why i took i t down. No need for putting gazoline on a fire.
 
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I don't know about you lot, but apparently....I'm not living my life!

And I'm perfectly happy not living my life...at least not like that. Happy being boring old me.
 
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