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[Greg Boeser]

-Actually "Time" is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.

Tell that to my job scheduler.

 

[buffnut453]

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun Sherman a Native American, was the clever winner. His response to the unanswerable complete-vs-finished challenge was this.:

When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.'

If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.'

And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

 

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[MiTasol]

I don't know where my friend is getting these senior bumper stickers but here are more

 

[ARTESH]

Interesting topic!!!


View: https://youtu.be/UfwrogD17F4

 

[Greg Boeser]

My boss' new trophy wife is a 38 FF.
Yup. He won the booby prize.

 

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[Greg Boeser]

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Passive population reduction system.
AKA: Stairway to Heaven
Installed in all senior high rises.

 

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[Frog]

Having lobsters on your piano is better than crabs on your organ.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Having lobsters on your piano is better than crabs on your organ.

Reminds me of a health and welfare briefing we got in the army.
"Now, it's no great shame to have crabs.
It is if you share them with your friends."