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[GTX]

Doesn't belong here bur funny.

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[Snautzer01]

That's why I take this approach to calm down:

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Ah yes i see. Confession time, I like Jack Daniels.
There.. i said it. Drank some fine hoot. Better even. Nahh its good.

 

[Snautzer01]

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Ff ing spelling correcting. Please forget.

Joke gone .

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[GTX]

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Women are like roses,
As they get older the bloom fades,
But the thorns remain.

 

[SaparotRob]

Meep..meep..

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Some of Chris's better work.

 

[A4K]

Women are like roses,
As they get older the bloom fades,
But the thorns remain.

Before he died, in 1982, my grandfather was living with his wife and her mother. My dad loved him dearly. At his funeral, they sprinkled his ashes over the rose bushes in the cemetary, and someone said 'He was a thorn between two roses'. My dad just said 'Nope. He was a rose between two thorns.'

 

[Wurger]

A jet passenger plane is falling down because of the engines failure. Right before the impact one of the women stands up shouting ...
"I don't want to die like this. Is there a man on this plane who will make me feel like a woman ?" - saying this she is taking all her clothes off .
One of the men gets up and takes off his shirt. He gives it to the woman telling "Take it and press out".

 

[Snautzer01]

 

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[Snautzer01]

Great news!!!! after eons of time we know now why the chicken crossed the street.

Bit of a bummer to find out its the same reason that Airframes has.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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Couch potato.

 

[GTX]

 

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