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Why was the pirate grumbling about his hook and peg?
They cost him an arm and a leg...
At the annual gathering of pirate captains, the youngest one walked into the hall sporting a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch.
Everyone was surprised that a such young captain looked just like those much older ones.
When asked what had happened to his leg, he explained that a cannonball from an English galleon had shattered it, making amputation necessary.
- And what about your hand? ... the curious crowd asked.
- Well, a French sniper shot me in the wrist. The gangrene set in and it had to be cut off.
- And what happened to your eye? ... someone asked.
- A seagull pooped on my eye.
- Oh so it burned it out .. someone shouted.
- Well, no ... the young captain replied ... I just wasn't very skilled at using the hook yet.
Everyone was surprised that a such young captain looked just like those much older ones.
When asked what had happened to his leg, he explained that a cannonball from an English galleon had shattered it, making amputation necessary.
- And what about your hand? ... the curious crowd asked.
- Well, a French sniper shot me in the wrist. The gangrene set in and it had to be cut off.
- And what happened to your eye? ... someone asked.
- A seagull pooped on my eye.
- Oh so it burned it out .. someone shouted.
- Well, no ... the young captain replied ... I just wasn't very skilled at using the hook yet.
Lucky13
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MiTasol
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don4331
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StackedWings
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Real thing.....I believe it's called a Squatty Potty! No, I don't have one.
Greg Boeser
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The point is she's gonna have an accident.
MiTasol
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She must be an Aussie athlete then.
www.cbc.ca
Australian athlete apologizes for competing with diarrhea, says she 'should have made a different choice' | CBC News
Australian Joanna Wietrzyk, who started a global uproar after soiling herself and leaking feces at the popular indoor fitness competition, has apologized for continuing to race and forfeited her win.
