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[WARSPITER]

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Further proof that is in your best interests to cut the turkey up before eating - elders were right - always chew your food before swallowing.

 

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[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

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uss whale mascot 1945. Murray Dreyfus

 

[Maxrobot1]

Remember Mr. Creosote?

 

[GTX]

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Oh I don't know…

 

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[A4K]

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In America they used Beagles.

 

[GTX]

 

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[WARSPITER]

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Easy really. In the Army it's "if it moves take it". In Australia it's "if it moves, eat it".

 

[A4K]

The RNZAF saying in WW II was 'If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't, paint it!'

 

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