Quotes and Jokes (3 Viewers)

[Greg Boeser]

Damn! I was going to say something witty, but my train of thought derailed.

 

[MiTasol]

 

[GrauGeist]

 

[MiTasol]

This explains bitcoin better than I can

 

[MiTasol]

Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?"

Pat doesn't like it, but being Murphy's longtime friend, he agrees. After service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him stupid questions to keep him occupied.

Finally, the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Pat what he's really up to.

Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor. "My friend is sleeping with your wife, so he asked me to keep you occupied."

The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Pat's shoulder, and says… "You better hurry home. My wife died two years ago."

 

[Elvis]

....and I'm still a Norse heathen!

Uff Da!

 

[cherry blossom]

The Silicon Valley Bank Investment Committee. This explains everything! How many of these women could even drive a stick shift?

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good joke but alas Fact Check: Did SVB have an "all-female" investment team?

 

[GrauGeist]

 

[GTX]

good joke but alas Fact Check: Did SVB have an "all-female" investment team?

Thanks for pointing out that FACT and contributing to countering the ongoing lies being put out by many related to this issue.

 

[GrauGeist]

I thought memes were supposed to be funny?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[GTX]

 

[SaparotRob]

I thought memes were supposed to be funny?

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Now that you mention it….

 

[Gnomey]

 

[syscom3]

 

[WARSPITER]

I thought memes were supposed to be funny?

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When Darth Vader changes movie studio and becomes an autobot.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]