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Lucky13
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syscom3
Pacific Historian
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2nd Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
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2nd Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
Snautzer01
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- Mar 26, 2007
Your day... honey... you want to talk about your day at work ?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or beer.
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. A serious steaming pile.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit...
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. A serious steaming pile.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Beer = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit...
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
Actually that's "way" more than 1000!!!
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
That reminds me of yesterdays Wiley cartoon. I think the point of the comic is, that it did not occur to either of them to fight each other until the "rescue kit" arrived. When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail and when all you have is a gun, everyone looks like a target.
Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 28, 2023 | GoComics.com
View the comic strip for Non Sequitur by cartoonist Wiley Miller created May 28, 2023 available on GoComics.com
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MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." ― Charles Bukowski
swampyankee
Chief Master Sergeant
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- Jun 25, 2013
Windows keyboard?
