Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
A man is standing at the head of the line for confession one saturday. As he waits his turn, more and more people line up behind him. Finally, the door opens, an unhappy woman emerges, glares at him and stalks to the front of the church to make her penance.
The man enters the confessional, kneels down and begins. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest interrupts. "Are you married?"
"Yes, Father."
"Was that your wife, who was just in here?"
"Yes, Father."
"OK. We can just skip to the absolution. Your wife has confessed all your sins for you."
The man enters the confessional, kneels down and begins. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest interrupts. "Are you married?"
"Yes, Father."
"Was that your wife, who was just in here?"
"Yes, Father."
"OK. We can just skip to the absolution. Your wife has confessed all your sins for you."