Quotes and Jokes (11 Viewers)

Snautzer01 · Nov 2, 2023

I'm color blind, does that count? When the doctor told me, the news came out of the purple

Snautzer01 · Nov 2, 2023

special ed · Nov 2, 2023

Just so members know, my joke rating is "funny" if more than a smile, however coffee spitting with it running from my nose always gets "bacon".

Snautzer01 · Nov 2, 2023

special ed said:
coffee spitting with it running from my nose always gets "bacon".

Should have an option coffee then i see.

Greg Boeser · Nov 2, 2023

Snautzer01 said:
Should have an option coffee then i see.

Coffee geyser.

A4K · Nov 2, 2023

Sounds good

Lucky13 · Nov 2, 2023

ThomasP · Nov 2, 2023

We need a doggie whine emoji.

A4K · Nov 2, 2023

Echo above!

GTX · Nov 2, 2023

Lucky13 · Nov 2, 2023

buffnut453 · Nov 2, 2023

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Just smashing!

Gnomey · Nov 2, 2023

syscom3 · Nov 2, 2023

MIflyer · Nov 2, 2023

Inflation...

MIflyer · Nov 2, 2023

Do the children or the auction employ stealth technology?

MIflyer · Nov 2, 2023

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MIflyer · Nov 2, 2023

One of my HS teachers said that signs like this were like telling children not to put rocks in their ears.

buffnut453 · Nov 2, 2023

MIflyer said:
Details of further features that enable entry available on request.

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"Beautiful pumpkins" would clearly get in without a problem.

Greg Boeser · Nov 3, 2023

Lucky13 said:
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You can test for freshness by squeezing them.