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A woman found Aladdin's lamp
She rubbed it and a Genie popped out traditionally.

- What do you want, my lady? - asked the Djinn.
- I love my husband very much and I want to be the most important thing to him.
- I want him to always sleep next to me.
- I want him to always start his day looking at me.
- I want him to touch me constantly and take me everywhere with him.

And the Genie turned her into a smartphone.
 

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