Today after the service, I congratulated the minister on his excellent sermon.
He asked why I would say that when he could see me sleeping in the pew the whole time.
"Oh, no, Father! I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating deeply on the Word."
"My son, you were snoring so loudly that I could barely hear myself!"
Oh, no, Father! I wasn't snoring. That was the Holy Spirit groaning within me."