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All you Grandpas and Grandmas, this is too funny not to share.
We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up. Enjoy!
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard, and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question but decided that if
she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs"
We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up. Enjoy!
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard, and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question but decided that if
she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs"
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A similar thing happened at one of our model club member's house during a children's birthday party. I was at the back wall near the kitchen entrance with one of the Grandpas, when one of the kids ran to him. The time period was when Fantasy Island was a regular on TV. "Pawpaw, what kind of M & Ms does Tatoo like?"
"I don't know. What kind?"
"The plain. The plain."
The kid raced off and the Grandma (wife) came out of the kitchen. Pawpaw asked her, "Why does Tatoo like plain M & Ms?"
"I don't know. Why does he like plain M & Ms?"
After a few seconds, Pawpaw said, "Aw, I don't know. Go ask that damn kid".
"I don't know. What kind?"
"The plain. The plain."
The kid raced off and the Grandma (wife) came out of the kitchen. Pawpaw asked her, "Why does Tatoo like plain M & Ms?"
"I don't know. Why does he like plain M & Ms?"
After a few seconds, Pawpaw said, "Aw, I don't know. Go ask that damn kid".
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As to volume, do they save battery or really 'AMP' it up (resistance is futile ?).
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