Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[MIflyer]

WD-40!!!!! Invented to wipe down Atlas Ballistic Missiles. They could not be painted because they were flexible stainless steel. Even the national insignia flaked off the LOX tank. And they got wet due to the LOX load. So they needed something to wipe them down and displace the moisture. A guy in San Diego tried 39 compounds and No. 40 worked.

 

[Airframes]

Post #29,220 reminds me of the pic with Karl wearing his Christmas "Bah, Humbug" hat !

 

[Njaco]

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Buy a Ford, they pop right out without ruining a drill bit.

 

[Snowman]

Yeah

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Yeah

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Where's my f***ing 9/16ths wrench?

 

[GTX]

I can align with this:

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

Some people should be asked to leave the planet...

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Snautzer01]

Where's my f***ing 9/16ths wrench?

You were right.... it's is a ffing torx.....

 

[Wurger]

Unread books take revenge on people.
The most cruel are:
The Penal Code, the Kama Sutra and a chainsaw instruction manual.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MIflyer]

I can align with this:

I often wish I had bought one of the smaller houses in my neighborhood 25 or 30 years ago just so I'd have a place to put all my books and actually have them arranged so I could find what I wanted.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Snowman]