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Disorder in the court:

ATTORNEY: Do you speak Spanish, Officer?
WITNESS: Yes, I do.
ATTORNEY: Are you fluent in Spanish?
WITNESS: Yes, I do.
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WITNESS: There's no doubt in my mind there was something in his groin area.
ATTORNEY: You never grabbed him by the crotch before that, had you?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So you don't know how well endowed he was or not, do you?
WITNESS: Well, I don't know how well endowed he was, but I felt it had nothing to do with his endowments.
ATTORNEY: And you're familiar with grabbing crotches?
WITNESS: Well, on occasions I've done it at the airport, sir.
 

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