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buffnut453
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- May 13, 2018
From disorder in the court:
COUNSEL A: Did the mother tell you that the child had been lying to her?
COUNSEL B: Objection. Hearsay.
THE COURT: I will sustain the objection. Just tell us what she said to you.
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DEFENDANT: You know, I hate coming out here at seven in the morning and having to sit downstairs with a bunch of criminals.
THE COURT: I have to do the same thing every day.
DEFENDANT: Yeah, but you don't have to sit down in a holding tank with 'em.
THE COURT: Every day I come in and I meet the dregs of society, and then I have to meet their clients. Think of that.
COUNSEL A: Did the mother tell you that the child had been lying to her?
COUNSEL B: Objection. Hearsay.
THE COURT: I will sustain the objection. Just tell us what she said to you.
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DEFENDANT: You know, I hate coming out here at seven in the morning and having to sit downstairs with a bunch of criminals.
THE COURT: I have to do the same thing every day.
DEFENDANT: Yeah, but you don't have to sit down in a holding tank with 'em.
THE COURT: Every day I come in and I meet the dregs of society, and then I have to meet their clients. Think of that.
ThomasP
Senior Master Sergeant
ThomasP
Senior Master Sergeant
ThomasP
Senior Master Sergeant
ThomasP
Senior Master Sergeant
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