Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

[Snautzer01]

 

[SaparotRob]

I passed a note in social studies. On one side it said "how do you keep a moron busy for hours? Turn." The other side side said "how do you keep a moron busy for hours? turn."
The teacher intercepted it. A good time was had by all. True story.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

Three stages of life

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[A4K]

View attachment 801022

What an awesome find! It would be amazing to find something like that, complete and 'in situ'!

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snowman]

 

[special ed]

VULNERABLE: (vul-ne-fa-bel)
Female: Fully opening ones's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.

 

[special ed]

ENTERTAINMENT: (en-ter-tayn-munt)
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

 

[javlin]

Oh .. what a species of the snake?

If I had to guess triangle head venomous, color copperhead been over 50years but bit by one when 18 not fun.

 

[special ed]

COMMITMENT; (ko-mit-ment)
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

 

[special ed]

COMMUNICATION; (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.