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[Snautzer01]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[MIflyer]

There is no way anything can go wrong with this, is there? Remember the movie about the giant tarantula?

Alligator-Catfish Hybrids Are Being Spawned in an Alabama Lab

Using gene-editing technology and just a pinch of alligator DNA, scientists at Auburn have created a sterile, hybrid species of catfish they say is more resistant to infection.

 

[MIflyer]

Was removing the last of the hurricane covers from the windows and discovered one of our auxiliary pets, no doubt looking for a place to stay warm and dry.

 

[Wurger]

Oh .. what a species of the snake?

 

[Snautzer01]

That is a member of the danger noodle family.

 

[Lucky13]

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As the saying goes, looks like a tank, drives like a tank!

 

[MIflyer]

Oh .. what a species of the snake?

Cornsnake, very common around here. We also have Ribbon snakes, which are a version of Garter snake that often become aquatically adapted and can be found in swimming pools , Black Racers, Ringneck snakes, and the largest ones I have seen are the Indigo snakes. Have never seen a poisonous snake in my yard but one day on a walk with the dog I saw what I think were a couple of water moccasins copulating right next to a canal.

 

[Snowman]

 

[MIflyer]

Whew! In the Middle Ages the catapults used to throw dead horses.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Njaco]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snowman]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[MiTasol]

Aint this the truth

Or they want to be a singing sensation without the hard work and high grades that most of those have - like Taylor Swift who had very broken schooling yet still managed to graduate a year early and has the maths knowledge to allow her to control her fortune. She is no uneducated idiot that is for sure.