Quotes and Jokes (8 Viewers)

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[Snowman]

 

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Nothing to do but get seat and cry.

 

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[Gnomey]

 

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Cold weather i think.

 

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[Frog]

Electric trains are like boobs: they're for children, but the dads play with them.

 

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Electric trains are like boob s: they're for children, but the dads play with them.

My dad bought a lotto ticket a while back, and said to the shop owner 'I don't s'pose there's any point, I never have much luck with these things.' The shop owner replied ' I have a friend who reckons his luck is so bad that if he fell face down in a bucket of tits he'd come up sucking his thumb'. True story

 

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[Snowman]

Home sweet home

 

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[MIflyer]

Home sweet home

That is what I need on my house! A service window!

With a machine gun.

By the way, that shower electrical receptacle is a hazard!

The installation is supposed to feature the Ground connection on the TOP side, as is mandated for all hospitals!

 

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