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Just saw a police chase on Youtube. A woman was doing 122 mph in Arkansas.

When they pulled her over she explained that the reason she was driving so fast it was an emergency. She was almost out of gas. The dashboard said, "Only 5 miles worth of gas left."

Then she took off again. They did the pit maneuver. She had been drinking and there was an open container of alcohol in the car.

The car was totaled. It was brand new.

I say again: Some people know less about physics than does the average dog.
 
MIflyer said:
I say again: Some people know less about physics than does the average dog.
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You are giving people too much credit.

I work part time at a gun range that has a rental counter, I work the rental counter.
The number of people that think a lighter gun had less recoil than a heavy gun using the same cartridge/round is generally over 2 per 4 hour shift.
You can watch their face change when you explain that it is the other way around.
 
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