Quotes and Jokes

[MiTasol]

 

[Frog]

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He speaks a better English than I do.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[SaparotRob]

He speaks a better English than I do.

He is, after all, a Canadian.

 

[Snowman]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

He speaks a better English than I do.

Aaahhhh. THE question is - are you bragging or complaining?

(my best exam result in French was 12% so I am complaining)

 

[MiTasol]

Duplicate post of what I posted several days ago.

I have no idea of how this happened.

 

[syscom3]

What say you?

 

[A4K]

This reminds me of a kiwi joke in the 70s (Godzone?) guy offering flowers to a woman who says how would you like your sex organs ripped off and presented to someone as a gift.

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My brother-s ex-wife once bought a fridge magnet for her mother, that read: 'If Mothers were Flowers, you'd be the one I'd pick'. I said to her 'What? If mothers were flowers, she'd be the one you'd rip the head off and stick in a vase?'
She was not amused...

 

[buffnut453]

What say you?

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Or an American.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Frog]

Aaahhhh. THE question is - are you bragging or complaining?

(my best exam result in French was 12% so I am complaining)

Not bragging. There is a Scottish branch in my family, so when I do not speak to them in French I cannot argue either I am using English.

 

[CATCH 22]

 

[cammerjeff]

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But they left out the left side of the captain side panel with the nose wheel steering tiller! I can see a thief attempting to steer the plane with the control wheel. Good anti lawsuit prevention by the publisher!